It’s “a first division football team artificially created by the investments of some hyper-caffeinated Austrian rich cats.” But is that entirely… bad?
“Champions League games are particularly peaceful affairs, as alcoholic beverages aren’t sold at the stadium. I didn’t tell my dad, and he drank his 0% beer in blissful ignorance.”
“The reduction of the midfield in handball to something like a racetrack between the goals makes the game resemble a monotonous pendulum.”
Whom would you pick if you had a chance to form your dream football team?
Will you go for the Starks (Germany) or Lannisters (France)? Will the Night King (Cristiano Ronaldo) be able to stave off Daenerys’s Dragons (Wales)?
It is troubling that the hooligans are putting more passion into the game than the players themselves.